there once were two fine friends  
  with (almost) the same name  
  born two days apart in different  
  parts of the world  
  they came together in seattle  
  and decided to write a silly little show and  
  form a funny little sketch comedy group  
  called disgruntled bit-players  
  they had some nice reviews  
  but then one friend up and moved  
  across the country  
  that was ten years ago . . .  
  here's the rest of the story